10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks