10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.