10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.