10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!