10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.