10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!