10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen