10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.