10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.