10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes