10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth