10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'