10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!