10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."