10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.