10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT