10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is for loners.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!