10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "No river, no fish."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike