10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.