10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.