10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.