10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT