10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson