10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth