10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."