10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters