10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)