10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- It's Free To Fold...
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.