10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is for loners.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.