10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow