10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.