10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.