10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek