10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak