10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Fook the floosh droo!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine