10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen