10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.