10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.