10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss