10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Welcome to kicker school
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth