10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Fold and live to fold again
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo