10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.