10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)