10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.