10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT