10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament