10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed