10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."