10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is for loners.