10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "No river, no fish."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"